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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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