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No Dice is the third studio album by British rock band Badfinger, issued by Apple Records and released on 9 November 1970. Their second album under the Badfinger name, but their first official album under that name, and first to include guitarist Joey Molland, No Dice significantly expanded the British group's popularity, especially abroad. The album included both the hit single \"No Matter What\" and the song \"Without You\", which would become a big hit for Harry Nilsson, and later a hit for Mariah Carey.
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