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Telovac is a settlement in Serbia located in the municipality of Bela Palanka. According to the demographic listing from 2002 Telovac had 44 inhabitants.
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\nThe SV Resolven was a merchant brig which was found abandoned on 29 August 1884, with her lifeboat missing, between Baccalieu Island and Catalina, Newfoundland and Labrador. The ship's crew appears to have abandoned Resolven for unknown reasons in the approximately six hours between the last entry in the ship's log and her sighting by HMS Mallard of the Royal Navy; none of those who had been aboard Resolven were ever seen or heard from again.
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\"Don't Shed a Tear\" is a song by the English singer and musician Paul Carrack from his third solo studio album, One Good Reason (1987). It was released as a single in 1987 and became his biggest US hit, peaking at number nine on the Billboard Hot 100.
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Mesrop Mashtots was an Armenian linguist, composer, theologian, statesman, and hymnologist. He is venerated as a saint in the Armenian Apostolic Church.
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