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North Dandalup Dam is a dam in Western Australia. It is located 63.8 kilometres (39.6 mi) south of Perth in the Darling Scarp, which forms the western border of the Darling Ranges. It was opened in 1994 by Premier Richard Court. It was the final project in a dam-building scheme that also includes the Victoria and Conjurunjup dams.
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Mantronix is an isometric action-adventure game released by Probe in 1986 for the ZX Spectrum.
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