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{"type":"standard","title":"Persoonia stricta","displaytitle":"Persoonia stricta","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18075513","titles":{"canonical":"Persoonia_stricta","normalized":"Persoonia stricta","display":"Persoonia stricta"},"pageid":48431458,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Persoonia_stricta.jpg/330px-Persoonia_stricta.jpg","width":320,"height":485},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Persoonia_stricta.jpg","width":476,"height":722},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1009012504","tid":"44879367-7800-11eb-aff6-a520a58479b2","timestamp":"2021-02-26T07:00:11Z","description":"Species of flowering plant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persoonia_stricta","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persoonia_stricta?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persoonia_stricta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Persoonia_stricta"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persoonia_stricta","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Persoonia_stricta","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persoonia_stricta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Persoonia_stricta"}},"extract":"Persoonia stricta is a species of flowering plant in the family Proteaceae and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It is an erect, spreading shrub with smooth bark, linear to spatula-shaped or oblong leaves, and bright yellow flowers borne in groups of four to twenty-five on a rachis 3–100 mm (0.12–3.94 in) long, each flower with a leaf or scale leaf at its base.","extract_html":"
Persoonia stricta is a species of flowering plant in the family Proteaceae and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It is an erect, spreading shrub with smooth bark, linear to spatula-shaped or oblong leaves, and bright yellow flowers borne in groups of four to twenty-five on a rachis 3–100 mm (0.12–3.94 in) long, each flower with a leaf or scale leaf at its base.
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Khaani is a 2017 Pakistani drama television series that premiered on 6 November 2017 on Geo Entertainment. It is directed by Anjum Shahzad, produced by Abdullah Kadwani and Asad Qureshi under 7th Sky Entertainment, and written by Asma Nabeel. It stars Feroze Khan as Mir Hadi and Sana Javed as Sanam Ali Khan.
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