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{"type":"standard","title":"Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25","displaytitle":"Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q58411216","titles":{"canonical":"Interior_with_an_Easel,_Bredgade_25","normalized":"Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25","display":"Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25"},"pageid":60556723,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Vilhelm_hammersh%C3%B8i_interior_with_an_easel_bredgade_25%29.jpg/330px-Vilhelm_hammersh%C3%B8i_interior_with_an_easel_bredgade_25%29.jpg","width":320,"height":358},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Vilhelm_hammersh%C3%B8i_interior_with_an_easel_bredgade_25%29.jpg","width":2862,"height":3200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265543429","tid":"f218205b-c44c-11ef-b20c-be2aefec2a6b","timestamp":"2024-12-27T12:20:23Z","description":"Painting by Vilhelm Hammershøi","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Interior_with_an_Easel%2C_Bredgade_25"}},"extract":"Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25 is an oil-on-canvas painted by Danish artist Vilhelm Hammershøi in 1912. Acquired by the Getty Museum, in Los Angeles, in 2018. The painting depicts the artist's apartment at Bredgade 25 in Copenhagen, which was his address up to his death in 1916.","extract_html":"
Interior with an Easel, Bredgade 25 is an oil-on-canvas painted by Danish artist Vilhelm Hammershøi in 1912. Acquired by the Getty Museum, in Los Angeles, in 2018. The painting depicts the artist's apartment at Bredgade 25 in Copenhagen, which was his address up to his death in 1916.
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