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The impacts of the January 2025 Richmond water crisis were widely felt across the region. However, most of the major impacts were concentrated in Henrico County and Richmond City, as those were the two localities whose water systems had the most impacts. Governments worked to preserve access to potable water by distributing both bottled and free-flowing water, and to preserve access to basic hygiene by opening up schools and community centers for showering and other hygiene needs. Other private entities worked to do the same. Schools worked to distribute meals to affected families. Notable impacts were felt in medical centers, schools, sporting facilities, and the Richmond International Airport. Multiple state and local government operations were also disrupted.
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Range Farm Fields is a 12.8-hectare (32-acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest in Gloucestershire, near to Gloucester City, notified in 1996.
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